Smooth Jazz Guy

So right out of the gate, I met this sax player off of OkStupid, way too soon after an saying farewell to a very intense relationship. Cute, charming, all that smooth jazz. While it didn't go anywhere, he still sends me funny little songs he makes up on a crappy Casio keyboard. Here is one he sent me today:

Question! What does this mean??? He says it's about internet dating. Either way, not going to think too hard about this one, but sure melted my cynical little heart this afternoon.

Movie Titles for your Vag

Recently, I saw a little Facebook meme about naming your vag after a clever movie title. Something cutesy and ironic for a guffaw to impress your friends with. Well, here is my partial list of unfortunate vag names based on movie titles:

• Titanic
• Gorillas in the Mist
• The Untouchables
• Never Been Kissed
• The Thing
• Jaws
• The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
• Big
• Snatch
• Burn Notice
• There Will Be Blood

Well, that's all I got for now.

My Big Fat D

A lot of people, men especially, ask me if I ever am bothered by hoards of retards through online dating. Number two most popular question is if I am ever afraid of someone turning me into a lampshade or something. Simple answer, not at all! Perhaps I have a high tolerance for the mentally incompetent, or perhaps I just have too much damn fun with them. I'll let you decide after you read my correspondence with this fine specimen...

I'm sure the last time anyone has seen his penis, you actually HAD TO develop film, as digital photography had not been invented yet.

Single Girl Seeking...

Hello everyone, or quite possibly the one person out there other than myself, who is reading this. Welcome to blog entry #1. I suppose I should state my blogging purpose out there, so here goes...

I am fresh meat out there in the dating scene, but also on the hunt for my future ex-whatever, and thought it would be an amusing anthropological exercise to facilitate dating via the Internet, specifically, OkCupid, or what I so affectionately call OkStupid.

After some hilarious adventures and correspondence with the desperate, the strange, the disgusting and a few troglodytes, my friends suggested I should blog my experiences. So here we are! Please note, I am not doing this out of cruelty, and you will find, the people I have chosen to pick on whole-heartedly deserve it. They are either pure evil or pure stupidity, but dammit, they sure are funny and I sure do love to share a laugh!