My Big Fat D

A lot of people, men especially, ask me if I ever am bothered by hoards of retards through online dating. Number two most popular question is if I am ever afraid of someone turning me into a lampshade or something. Simple answer, not at all! Perhaps I have a high tolerance for the mentally incompetent, or perhaps I just have too much damn fun with them. I'll let you decide after you read my correspondence with this fine specimen...

I'm sure the last time anyone has seen his penis, you actually HAD TO develop film, as digital photography had not been invented yet.